The Art of Artificial Insemination

Recently, I read articles in the paper of a veterinarian who specializes in unnaturally inseminating animals. Normally, as anyone would believe that means the sperm needs to be gathered by somebody at the same time. The veterinarian just happened to be a woman…not that there is anything wrong with that (apologies to Seinfeld…yes, I am aware that doesn’t make her gay, but, really, come on. )Is it-my imagination or would not that just take a good deal of fun out of for the animal? Consider, a race horse is create to stud after creating huge amount of money for his owners by winning competitions and this is his reward?? He is been boasting to his friends at the neighborhood feeding trough about all the fillies he will be bedding rapidly and then he sees a woman coming at him with a glove on…please inform me she wears a glove! I think it could be a lot worse, he could see a proctologist coming towards him I did for my last bodily as he snaps on a rubber glove, but it still just doesn’t seem reasonable to the horse. Plus, what’s it liable to do towards the horse’s appearance? And how about blindness?! ?? This gets less and less good the more I believe about it.The article said it’s safer for the creatures this way since it stops injuries to the female…all the wild animal sex, I imagine. But which was probably why the horse worked so hard to win all those events in the very first place, so he may be rewarded with wild animal sex.The vet doesn’t just service horses, as it were, but other animals too. Could it be me, or do you also doubt the options of turtles harming themselves by quick, wild intimate motions? …And how do you collect semen from the snake? Or more correctly, from where do you collect semen from a snake?My next thought is how large of a pot do you need to collect semen from a horse and who holds it? Also, do they’ve to exhibit the horses pictures of female horses in suggestive positions or do they make horse porn for this purpose (or for exceptionally weird humans? )Oh sure, someone will spoil this further for poor people creatures by showing me a man does not obtain the sperm but that it is done by some kind of a machine…or worse someone has written a software package that does it. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE! We’re going to get these poor animals therefore ticked off at us another thing you know they’ll not consent to be enjoyed by us anymore.How about we analyze the mind of this woman who makes an income from doing this thing to farm animals? Wouldn’t Sigmund Freud have a field day with that? But, then, by the same token, what kind of a psycho becomes a psychiatrist?…or what kind of an…becomes a proctologist?…. or what type of a….becomes an urologist? I think anyone who has ever divorced someone in those professions could let you know! But, alas, let us maybe not throw aspersions…no neglect that, I would.I wonder what the female creatures think about all this. Oh sure, the Jewish feminine animals (is that where kosher meats come from?) are happy, they not have to come up with the flimsy frustration excuses. And this causes it to be easier on the one which are embarrassed by their large thighs, this is specially true of the cows and the pigs. But think about the female creatures in bars trying to attract a man? They could not say, ‘Would you like to come back up to my residence for some coffee and who knows, maybe later my veterinarian should come over with her glove and semen cup.’Is not it likely the lonely sheepherder out in the mountains for such a long time may find this whole concept of artificially inseminating his herd rather offensive…never mind. That basically is a whole different subject.